Editor Profiles
Due to demand (that may or may not be popular), they’re finally here:
The Editor Profiles
They’re finally here, and what better way to jazz things up than to have us write each other’s profiles? I’ll leave you to speculate in the comments as to who wrote which, but for now, let’s just jump right into it.
Plus an added bonus: We’ll be attaching pet pics to each profile. What fun.
Name: Pat Bui a.k.a always right editor.
:D
An iconic quote that sums up their personality: “If you have any questions email [anyone that isn’t named Pat], they’d be happy to answer them!”
Email: bui0009@unihigh.vic.edu.au
Strengths: Management, Fashion, Design, Immeasurable Ego, Makeup, Interior Design, realestate.com.au.
Weaknesses: Horror Movies, Geography, Shopping-at-a-financially-sustainable-rate, Gaming.
Likes: Coven Ahri, Mechanical Keyboards, Things-That-Are-Pretty, Pretty Interior Design, Collecting, Jean Grey, Wanda Maximoff, Emma Frost.
Dislikes: Camila Cabello’s MET Gala outfit, Things-That-Are-Not-Pretty, Unanswered Emails, Minecraft on any mode other than peaceful, People with shit taste.
Special Ability: When always left editor and always dead editor are on the field always right editor gains +25 CHA and damages her opponents with a wave of emails dealing 80 Psychic DMG.
Fun Fact: Has a fondness for matcha flavoured ice cream, has a fondness for hot guys with great bodies (mostly 2d men, Korean actors and idols), and also likes Yeonjun. Probably gonna be a glucose guardian 10 years from now.
Name: Josh Hill a.k.a always left editor.
Yes, the image was stretched for some reason ._.
An iconic quote that sums up their personality: “Yes I'd like a caramel latte with half a sugar, half a packet of sweetener, a dash of maple syrup, mix everything together, pour 98.2% of the contents of the drink out then use the cup to make a peppermint tea + a shot of fireball. And also a dead rat.”
Email: hil0013@unihigh.vic.edu.au
Strengths: Tech stuff, Computer stuff, Gaming stuff, Photography stuff, Tetris - Your average tech nerd.
Weaknesses: Stays Up Late, Inactivity on Discord, Bad at Making His Bed (especially in drama class, but he manages to make it right before W.E.P or ubique meetings so Pat doesn’t tell him off).
Likes: Tech stuff, Computer stuff, Gaming™, Coffee, Reviewing Drinks, Making Drinks, Photography, Video editing, Proposing to make an arg* for ubique.
Dislikes: Squarespace, Squarespace Developers, Things that take a while to upload (i.e. the year 9 magazines that were uploaded in unnecessarily high resolution), Shitty Drinks, Shitty Coffee, Bad Writing, Twitter, anyone who uses Twitter unironically.
Special Ability: When always right editor is on the field ranting about someone being annoying, always left editor’s passive allows him to gain 35% attack speed to quickly insert passive-aggressive comments about the enemy champion (in a weirdly factual way) to appease ally. If ally is appeased, his cooldown is automatically reset to enable any more comments in case ally gets pissed again. If ally is not appeased, always left editor teleports to another ally (i.e. always dead editor) and gives them his ability so they have appease always right editor instead of him.
Fun Fact: Is interested in learning and getting into the custom mechanical keyboard hobby (to Pat’s delight) but is still waiting for Pat’s guidance to start learning hence he is stuck in that weird phase where you know enough not to spend $200 on an RGB Gaming Keyboard (ahem Razer Blackwidow ahem) but you’re not willing to spend $500 USD on a 65% Gasket Mount.
*that was a joke I swear - Josh.
Name: Margaret Licup a.k.a always dead editor.
“Every Second You’re Not Running, I’m only getting closer”
An iconic Quote That Sums Up Their Personality: “Sleep with one eye open tonight kid 😊”
Email: lic0004@unihigh.vic.edu.au
Strengths: Writing Emails, Reviewing Things, Dying, Stealing Milk, Making Threats.
Weaknesses: Height, Height Jokes, A gun.
Likes: Surely Tetris, Hating Loving Pat, Making Pat Mad, Flexing Her Dog, Emma Frost.
Dislikes: Things that she doesn’t like.
Special Ability: When always right editor is on the field, always dead editor can spend 10 turns writing an email so passive aggressive that it is capable of instantly winning a battle. Any damage taken during this charge up phase is redirected to always right editor with an additional 1.5x damage buff. If during this time, always right editor is neutralised, the charge ends and if present on the field, both always left editor and always dead editor will be unable to attack for 3 moves.
Fun Fact: Is actually an all-powerful being who once ate the sun whole but spat it out after it “wasn’t sweet enough.”
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