GREEN STUFF
the g r e e n s t u f f™
-editor
Green is Our Colour!
by Naomi and Esther
Green is Our Colour!
NOT the school guac
The school canteen is usually our favorite joint to get an incredibly mediocre meal.
However, if anyone’s been to the school canteen as of recently and purchased an undeniably overpriced item off the menu, then you may have been a victim of The Green Stuff™.
The Green Stuff™ is more often found in the school’s $6.50 nachos, but may also be seen within the deepest depths of the school’s shower drains.
Today, we waited in the canteen line for what felt like at least 4 hours and 20 minutes. Finally we reached our goal: the Infamous Nachos. Time seemed to stop as the canteen lady handed over the squalid black container lined with brittle triangular corn chips, coated in a strange and unfamiliar medley of substances. One of them being; The Green Stuff™ itself. The thick and disturbingly smooth dip was gathered in a heap on the side of the container, as if the other condiments were almost repulsed by it. We know now, that this was no ordinary guac.
The chips itself, adorned with the cheese, salsa and sour cream were absolute perfection. The nachos before The Green Stuff™ were so good, we would marry one of them. Alas, The Green Stuff™ was there, staring at us. It was a shade of green that fresh grass would be threatened by, and thicker than a can of bisque. The flavour was purely blunt and laced with hints of grime. There was a distinct lack of spices, but no lack of herbs in The Green Stuff™.
After finally finishing the suspicious morsel, we came to our conclusion; that The Green Stuff™ did not get enough credit for what it truly was. This delectable and somehow edible substance turned out to be unexpectedly dope. We ultimately decided that this all-Australian spread was a landmark, to place Uni High on the map. Australia may be known for the Great Barrier Reef, but you can call us reefers the way we be delving into The Green Stuff™. We all know that The Green Stuff™ gets some controversy, but personally, we would take a hit for The Green Stuff™.
To conclude, this mysterious canteen product turned out to be an essential addition to Unihigh’s $6.50 nachos and was definitely worth our time. The Green Stuff™ was a flavour that words cannot describe that elevated the nacho experience like no other. From the UBIQUE team to you, we say run to the canteen and treat yourself to some nachos. Spiderman couldn’t love Mary Jane more than we love The Green Stuff™. We just might just be addicted!