Ask UBIQUE
Uni High’s brand-new confessional
UniHigh’s gossip information flow has long been restricted. But now, under the wonderful aegis of our amazing and well-known magazine Ubique, all the information about Ubique will finally be revealed in the newest (and best) column of Ubique: Ask Ubique! And you might be thinking ‘how in the hell are two people who exist only to write some random-ass words (that’s literally all we do trust) have all the information on UniHigh?’ Well, that’s where you, dear reader, will come in. Ask Ubique is the place for anonymous submissions of stories, questions, you name it. And we, your favourite Ubique writers, will be your reliable responders, in this (hopefully) ongoing column. All submissions will be anonymous, so if you want to tell us (and the school!) about the year 11s collecting toilet water, or have us finally answer the question ‘Why is Mr Topaludis?’, we are always happy to publish, and respond anything you send in (as long as it doesn’t make Bridget come after us!!!), so go wild. We are waiting. So hurry up and respond.
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