UBIQUE - THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING POSTERS
By Indigo Simionato
Editors note:
An excellent graphic adventure for the modern age, the next Christopher Nolan -J
WHAT WHO WHEN HOW WHY??
Everything seemed to be fine. It was an ordinary day at an ordinary lunchtime as the members of 7T3 recovered from a gruesome maths test and casually retreated to the quad - until a mysterious figure rushed through the hall in the 100’s and swiped down every “SRC - Vote For Me” poster they saw! They were scrunched up and thrown to the ground. The person was gone before anyone had a chance to stop or even see them. The motivation is unknown.
WHO? YOU!
If you have any concerns or information about this incident, then please head to your year level’s subschool, and report or ask for whatever you need. This incident was not of real concern. Although their actions did not represent the values of University High School, whoever this person is will not be punished nor is in trouble or should be ashamed. The issue has entirely blown over so to the public, please do not lose sleep over this. We hope that you were not affected in any way by the tearing down of posters, that the voters of SRC elections otherwise got fair information about the candidates, and that if you are the person who tore down the advertisements, you understand that what you did was not very cool-beans and won’t do it again. Not that you will have an opportunity any time soon though because you’d have to wait until next year’s elections. Also, if you are the mysterious figure, know that you will not be punished and we are not trying to target you with this article, merely sharing with the public all we know about the situation (and maybe a little drama for the sake of it). Please don’t come for us next!
RELIABLE SPECIFICS
What & Who:
The identity of this person is to be confidential information, and will not be publicized in this Ubique article. What you may want to know is that two other suspects were involved in the incident, not participating in the destruction of posters, but accomplices to the perpetrator, as they followed them around and appeared to share intentions of vandalizing the advertisements. Below is a photograph of the scrunched-up papers found in another part of the school as well. The rest of them were handed into subschool, exactly like in the comic strip.
Date and Location of crime:
This immoral act occurred on the 24th of March, at 1:15 P.M, in the time of excitement around the SRC elections. The specific occurrence that the comic strip shows is through the hall of the 100’s, in front of 7T3’s lockers (downstairs food technologies area), around the bike racks and water taps and up the stairwell to the 200’s.
Is This Related to The Rubbish Bin Incident?
In Detective Nina’s article, there are reports of The Rubbish Bin Incident, of an unknown person who threw down a rubbish bin onto an innocent stranger, and we are questioning whether it is the same individual or partner in crime causing mayhem in the streets of Uni High.
Possible motivations:
With that distressed expression, Detectives Nina and Indigo have concluded that the motivation must have been to disadvantage other candidates for the SRC elections. Was this person a candidate? Are they now an SRC? Is the student body being led by a cold blooded vandal, a misled innocent who felt obliged? Who knows?
A COUPLE QUOTES:
“We’re on the case!” - Detective Nina, News Reporter for Ubique
“It may be fun to make some drama about it but the public should not have to worry. Although exciting, the issue is being handled and is very unimportant. The two subjects are very likely unrelated.” - News Reporter for Ubique
“Yes. Somebody had vandalized and torn down Hazel’s SRC posters. They had scribbled - vandalized - the face in red. It was terrible.” - Sophie, Year 7 witness of vandalized posters
“No, no I don’t know about the torn down posters… Yeah, yeah that was my friend’s head. The bin landed on his head.” - Thomas, year 7 and witness of the rubbish bin incident
CELEBRATING SOME SRC SELECTIONS
We are proud to announce that the results are in, and all representatives look forward to a new year of change! Head to Compass for the full information brief, but if you know somebody who went for it, be sure to give them a hard pat on the back because they worked hard. Whether you’re a successful politician this year or not, you’ve always got next and you can still make a difference. Thank you to all who helped Unihigh become a better place!
Here are the results for the 2025 SRC Reps: 🥳🎉
Year 12: Rennae Harrison & Emma Han!
Year 11: Nina Corbett & Judy Zhu!
EBS: Muqtadir Shah & Abbey Suwarjaya!
Year 10: Twinkle Raut & Akshita Verma!
Year 8: Emil Graljuk & Aarav Ajithkumar!
Year 7: Ashleigh Chaudhry & Willow Allen!
Big thanks and congratulations to all who participated in the Student Council, whether you voted for your favorite candidate, supported your friends by putting up posters, were just a vote away from becoming a student leader or are now basically the head of the school.
That’s all from Detective Indigo, to be continued with the bin thrower!